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Issue #9 18.08.2026
The weekly standup
Everything you need to know before you have to microwave your coffee for the first time.
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The Moneris terminal just got sold south
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AI’s output now comes with a name tag
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A whole generation can’t get its first job
The office chatter ☕
What’s making the rounds this week
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The terminal you tap just changed hands
RBC and BMO are selling Moneris — the payments platform behind roughly a third of Canadian transactions — to a US private equity firm for $2 billion. Moneris still leads, but largely on legacy customers who never bothered to switch. Meanwhile, every new café you visit is running a Block terminal that already wants a 22% tip. Source: The Peak.
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The internet’s most prolific author just got tagged
Anthropic is adding invisible watermarks to everything Claude generates, making AI text, images and files easier for platforms to flag. Spotify and Substack are rolling out similar detectors. Helpful? Probably. Awkward for the consultant who “wrote” that report? Definitely. We’re about to find out who still remembers how to do the job without a chatbot. Source: The Peak.
Like what you’re reading?
The breakroom bulletin 📌
What’s hot, what’s not and what’s all for show.
Getting promoted 📈
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The dog eats before you do
Pet Valu wants 1,200 stores across Canada, pushing into rural towns with no specialty rival while competitors sit still. Store traffic dipped, but people keep buying kibble. (Retail Insider).
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The fried chicken cult is going national
Jollibee just committed to 26 new franchise restaurants across BC and Edmonton. Turns out patience and peach-mango pie scale nicely. (Retail Insider).
On a PIP 📉
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Canada keeps making chips other people eat
AMD just bought Toronto startup Taalas. Canada is world-class at building semiconductor startups. Keeping them is the part we haven’t sorted out. (The Peak).
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The trade war finally got a scoreboard
And it’s ugly for everyone: an Oxford Economics report puts a USMCA breakdown at 102,000 lost Canadian jobs and 214,000 American ones. (Retail Insider).
Corporate Theatre 🎭
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The internet broke the cottage cheese supply
A viral “protein-maxxing” trend has sparked a genuine cottage cheese shortage in Canada, so Gay Lea is spending $200 million to expand a Toronto plant and catch up. (Dairy Reporter).
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The C-suite discovered Musk’s math
S&P 500 CEO pay hit a record $22.8 million. The average chief now out-earns their typical worker 312-to-1. Somewhere, a comp committee is calling that “market alignment.” (Reuters).
Ideas worth stealing 💡
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Burnout is about to come with a compliance file
WorkSafeBC is consulting on rules that would make BC employers formally identify and control “psychosocial hazards” — workplace stress, in plainer terms. (HR Reporter).
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The discount aisle is having a moment
Metro is converting 10 stores to its cheaper Food Basics banner as shoppers chase value. The steal-this for any business: add a value tier before your customer finds someone else’s. Source: Global News
What I can’t stop thinking about 🧠
What happens to a generation that can’t get its first job?
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The story
A new UN labour report put global youth unemployment at 12.4% for 2025, with roughly 67 million people aged 15 to 24 out of work. France leads the G7 at 21.1%. Canada’s rate has eased to 12.6% from last year’s peak, but it’s still nearly double the national average of 6.4%.
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The signal
Everyone wants to pin this on AI eating entry-level jobs, and that’s part of it. But the bigger driver is slower growth freezing hiring across the board. When companies stop hiring, young workers get hit first: least experience, and clustered in retail and food service, the industries that wobble the moment the economy does.
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The takeaway
Here’s the part that outlasts any jobs report: a first job isn’t just income, it’s where people learn how work works. Skip that rung and the cost compounds — Deloitte pegs it at $18.5 billion off Canada’s GDP by 2034. The real question isn’t whether young people bounce back. It’s whether we’re building a workforce with a hole in the middle.
Smart people saying smart things 💬
One post, tweet or take that’s making people in the world of work stop scrolling.
This week, Instagram’s Adam Mosseri weighs in on the one thing AI can’t flood the feed with: proof a human made it.
My music at work 🎵
One song helping us survive another week of impromptu Slack huddles.
The last thing before we jump 🦘
This week was one long argument about value: who makes it, who keeps it and who gets priced out. Canadian companies sold south, CEO pay hit records while wages stayed flat, shoppers traded down and a generation waited outside the door.
The businesses that come out ahead won’t be the ones chasing the shiniest tool. They’ll be the ones who notice where the value actually lives, and make sure it doesn’t quietly walk out the door.
See you next week.
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