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Issue #2 30.06.2026
The weekly standup
Everything you need to know before you have to microwave your coffee for the first time.
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Canada’s productivity problem is back in the group chat.
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Workplace surveillance is getting very real.
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Startup money is getting pickier.
The office chatter ☕
What everyone’s pretending not to read during meetings.
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Big Brother (and big banks) are watching
TD has announced that it will begin monitoring its employees web browsing, internal chats and meeting apps. Useful data? Maybe. Weird vibe? Sort of. Awkward conversations to follow? Most definitely.
Source: CTV News
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The funding tap isn’t flowing like it used to
RBCx found Canada’s early-stage startup funding has been in decline since early 2025, with Q1 2026 down 40% year over year by number of companies funded and total dollars. Investors still have money. They just want receipts.
Source: BetaKit
Like what you’re reading?
The breakroom bulletin 📌
What’s hot, what’s not and what’s all for show.
Getting promoted
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AI asking “Do you want fries with that?”
Fast-food chains are testing AI ordering, but customers and staff are still sorting out where the tech helps and where it just makes lunch emotionally complicated.
Source: CBC
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Upskilling just got an upgrade
Alberta is betting $4M that personalized, AI-powered learning can help experienced tradespeople earn certifications faster while staying employed.
Source: City News Calgary
On a PIP
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The AI tax has arrived
Apple is raising Mac and iPad prices as AI drives up memory chip costs. Turns out the AI boom comes with a hardware bill.
Source: CBC
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Alberta uncertainty is making businesses twitch
Nearly half of Calgary Chamber member respondents are prepared to leave the province if Alberta separates. Turns out businesses enjoy stability. Wild concept.
Source: Retail Insider
Corporate Theatre
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The internet isn’t getting bigger: it’s getting closer
Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian believes we’re entering a new phase where the internet isn’t something we visit: it’s something we live alongside.
Source: Yahoo Finance
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The best team-building exercise wasn’t in the budget
A group of former Bell employees is taking BCE to court over their dismissals. Workplace culture doesn’t end when someone resigns or gets laid off.
Source: Ottawa Sun
Ideas worth stealing
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Stop hiring the best interviewee
A SHRM speaker argues traditional interviews miss too often, and AI-backed interviews could help add structure and consistency.
Source: HR News Canada
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Half a billion people are hard to ignore
Threads hit 500M monthly users. You don’t need to chase every platform, but when attention moves, smart businesses at least look up from the content calendar.
Source: Meta
What I can’t stop thinking about 🧠
Canada’s productivity problem is back
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The story
Desjardins says business sector labour productivity fell 0.5% in Q1 2026 after declining the quarter before. Real GDP in the business sector edged down, hours worked rose and unit labour costs climbed at the fastest pace since Q3 2023.
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The signal
This is the part that stings: people are working more, but the output isn’t keeping pace. That shows up everywhere: in bloated meetings, messy systems and tech that adds dashboards instead of removing work.
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The takeaway
Canada doesn’t need every business to become a productivity case study. It needs more companies to ask one annoying question every week: What are we doing that no longer needs to be done?
Smart people saying smart things 💬
One post, tweet or take that’s making people in the world of work stop scrolling.
My music at work 🎵
One song helping us survive another week of impromptu Slack huddles.
The last thing before we jump 🦘
There’s always another headline, another platform and another prediction about the future of work. We think it’s more useful to pay attention to the patterns than the noise. The trends worth watching are usually the ones that quietly change how we operate, not the ones shouting for attention.
See you next week.
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